Birthday suits and world cup

Cup mania! Nudity and the world cup: All the nudity that we have seen in world cups is of Dada appearing top less ( should we term it as nudity?). Now in news was a girl who was ready to strip if India lifts the world cup. And guess what? To add spice to the already “hot” cup some local parties have protested, saying govt should take action against her! And the icing on the cake comes from PETA, which says “Strip for animals, not for cricketers!”. Wonder called India! Someone wants to shed her clothes and we have political parties crying that government should leave all its work and go after that silly girl. I was wondering, what if government obliges? Well if the government obliges, then in typical sarkari style it will have to first set up a committee something like Naagdu committee ( pun intended to rhyme with Shunglu committee), which will have nominated members like Rakhi Sawant, Mallika Sherawat, Madhu Sapre heading it! N.B: In such news TOI does a commendable job. Those days wont be far away when TOI will be aquired by Gossip and Glamour magazines of west, Or is it already done clandestinely?)